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I feel SAD.

It's either because I got a 5 for english when I was really hoping I'd get a 6, or it's because I'm sad because I ate a slice of carrot cake and now I feel guilty.

Or maybe I'm sad because I ate carrot cake and then I drank a whole can of tonic water and maybe the cake and tonic water had a chemical reaction in my belly and this had an adverse effect on my mood.

Or maybe tonic water makes me sad.

Last time I drank tonic water I cried!

But I was watching a really sad movie at the same time.

Maybe I'm sad because I just wrote an essay about a case of mass lead poisoning in Dakar, Senegal, where 18 children died from a disease that targeted the central nervous system. Maybe I'm sad about the children and estimated 317 other people who may have ingested the lead-tainted dust.

Maybe I'm sad because I just washed a heap of baby spinach that was really dirty.

Maybe I'm sad because all the bees are disappearing and Doctor who isn't here to fix it.


Or maybe I'm just sad because I got a 5 for english when I was really hoping to get a 6.





Whew. After ranting so much about how SAD I am, I feel much better! Thank you internet! Don't worry, I will replace this post with a much nicer one as soon as I get the chance.

:salute:
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AnonDesu's avatar
Don't be sad! Test scores don't mean a damn.